A wizard answers a ringing phone, describes what is happening for fifty-two minutes, and then leaves.

A wizard will answer a ringing phone, describe events for fifty-two minutes and then leave. Return of the Golden Palantir Award-winning show. Opinions from previous co-conspirators: "It was exactly what the title said!"; "People just wouldn't leave the miniature keyboard alone"; "A calculated and cynical revival"; "Oh! I get it now, can we go again?"; "The way he gabbled it all out at speed was SO good!"; "Too many gorillas!" [attire subject to change]