Jacob Hatton: You Can’t Quit Me! I fire.
6 February 2026
Now listen here sonny, I’ve walked away from everything you can get out of. I’ve quit, sacked off, abandoned. I've ghosted. I've vanished.
But there’s one thing I’ll never abandon. You.
A stand-up show about things that are worth sticking to.
And that thing, is all of you.
“Proper gags. Hatton’s a strong comedy technician.” Chortle
“Brilliant British humour” Ed Fringe Review ****
Nominated Best Newcomer, Hastings Fringe 2022
But there’s one thing I’ll never abandon. You.
A stand-up show about things that are worth sticking to.
And that thing, is all of you.
“Proper gags. Hatton’s a strong comedy technician.” Chortle
“Brilliant British humour” Ed Fringe Review ****
Nominated Best Newcomer, Hastings Fringe 2022

